summer is coming, parties are errupting everywhere and so i feel it is my duty to provide party survival tips for everyone, this is the steriotypical "dont mix your drinks" sort of thing, it is a guide to how people behave when drunk, let the roasting begin:

me: well you dont know what your like when your drunk becoz your too drunk to remember, when im tipsy i seem flirty and try to be sociable, and apparently im more down to earth and normal when drunk.

tom: most common word heard by drunk tom "HUG", he gets very sociable, VERY sociable, everyone prefers drunk tom as he doesnt seem to get angry, all he would need to do is loose his ego and we would keep him drunk all the time.

simsay: ive only seen simsay drunk once and he is a mean drunk, when confronted with this fact he admitted he had started a fight with damien over nothing, he didnt remember also starting a fight with me and thwacking bob, and i wasnt the at my most observant during that party so there could be other things.

if anyone has any information of the drunken nature of george, damien, bob or muz please tell me.

laki: out of it, after several drinks he lives somewhere further than the moon and spends his time naming people and talking of potatoes and lemons, generally ok although he can get angry quickly.

laura: fun fun fun.

gemma: usually turns up drunk, spends 3 mins insulting me, pukes and spends the rest of the night collapsed in the arms od whatever boy shes with at the time.

hardy: he become the happy aggressive, he will take a swing at anyone and laugh if it connects, talk to him in the right way and endure a bit of pain he can be fun.

will: annoying enough sober

ok so it didnt go that well, it was a good idea at the time, tell me if i missed anyone